This is for my peoples who lost their grandmothers

Instead of a pithy sentence or two in this space regarding this week's loss, I thought it more appropriate to create a video as a tribute to the woman who was the heart and soul of this cycle. I only hope that it's as cheesy as Dominique herself.

And that ends this cycle's Pretty Party. :(

52. Fatima

I'm back on track! I hereby decree that I will never miss counting a crying girl again!

53. Dominique

So, uh, did I miss any? Anyone? Anyone?

Regardless, even though she did shed a tear or two, it was nice to see Dominique go away a) looking pretty (imagine that!) and b) with her head held high. Given the choice to watch someone openly crushed or someone cheerfully deluded, I'll choose deluded any day. I really hope she ended up getting that Snickers bar.

'Course, clarity's nice, too:

Tyraism of the Week No. 1

"I can look tranny sometimes in pictures! I can! I have a face that can take a lot of makeup, so makeup artists get really excited and they're like (the approximation of what it sounds like to liberally apply makeup). I look in the mirror, and I see Tyrone. So I'm not gonna pose like...

...and hard and stuff. I soften it."

As if the self-awareness weren't pleasant enough, Tyra had to get all kinds of generous of us and give us the gift that is "Tyrone." People. We must use this often. It is the only proper way to show appreciation.

Tyroneism of the Week No. 2

"(The approximation of a game-show buzzer.)"

Yes, indeed. Tyrone is a human game-show buzzer. Kind of Judge Judy-esque here, no? Try, just try to give this bitch "Um" as an answer! She and that doily that should be around her neck simply will not have it. UM IS NOT AN ANSWER.

Tyroneism of the Week No. 3

"(On the role-playing aspect of modeling) I've never been an Aborigine or a circus ringmaster..."

The former is nothing a very special episode of Tyra can't fix. As for the latter, I beg to differ: look around you! This show has circus written all over it to the point that you can smell the peanuts and inbreeding.

1. This isn't a Tyraism per se, but...

...my boyfriend noted as soon as we saw Tyra at judging that the highest curls on her head fall exactly where they would were they part of a a cartoonish, villainous mustache. God, sometimes I just love having help.

Tyrone strikes again! And a cactus hat completes the look!

Put that in your vagina arm and clench it! (Disclaimer: this is satire. I do not condone female genital/general mutilation, even when inflicted upon makeshift genitals.)

2. I keep forgetting about Fatima's lack of clitoris.

For real, I felt bad that she feels so awkward around dudes, and that panel lambasted her for it (Tyrone's metamorphosis into a game-show buzzer and Aborigine/ringmaster comments were in reference to Fatima's inability to hang with dick). But you know what?

She lives in a constant state of Ewok-watching, so really, how bad could life be? (Then again, this is coming from someone who finds Ewoks orgasmic. I might be a little biased.)

3. So as if I could love Anyway more, she had to bust out her vision to shoot Paulina.

"I want you to grab all these leaves and just throw it in the air. And you can have a big smile, you can be like, like, just jump!"

Yep, that's a vision, all right. It's cross-eyed, but hey, still a vision.

"Play with these things, and be like, like you're curious. Huh? What is this? And you can even tug on it. Yah."

I love that she was projecting her mystification over foliage on Paulina. I have a feeling that if Fatima ever went to Anyway for sex advice, she'd get much the same response.

Potes has suggested that Anyway was raised by wolves and that combo of succinct and spot-on is why she inspired me to do what I do. Somewhere between Isobel and Ralph Wiggim, there is Anyway.

But hurry -- she won't be there for long. She's melting!

I love that her exact phraseology is "I feel myself melting." I feel myself reminiscent of Natasha. It makes sense -- both are ESL. Natasha's first language is Russian. Anyway's is Howl.

God, I love her. If she wins this thing (and she will, right?), and by some beautiful fluke, she gets creative input into the My Life as a CoverGirl segments, expect a 30-second dose of Dadaism every week of Cycle 11. OMG, that's like my dream.

Not Nigel's though. I'm so sick of hearing variations of, "Anya lucked herself into this a little bit." If she's so fucking lucky, what does it matter? It's not like open-heart surgery or bareback skydiving, where luck is bound to run out. Isn't consistent luck in modeling every bit as valuable as skill? It's like, shut up, Nigel and go make out with that boy your body was calling for.

For obvious and Wiggim-ish reasons, I like Tyrone's response to Anyway's shot much better: "Meow."

Also, I don't know if you noticed, but in some of Anyway's interviews, she was rocking an irritated upper lip.

I'm guessing she just got waxed or something. See, if she'd let that shit go, she woulda been all...

Tyrone strikes again and again! (But no cactus hat this time because that's only for the drag queens who run this shit.)

And after all of this, Anyway still sips her tea with her pinky out.

Dainty!

4. Oh, and speaking of the girls shooting Paulina?

This woman is radiant. Well, at least she is when there aren't leaves in front of her face.

(I bet this image is what comes into Anyway's head whenever anyone says the phrase, "Habitat for Humanity.")

I love that Paulina wasn't afraid to be in natural light and that she doesn't really seem to be doing much to fight aging. In honor of her commitment to looking as naturally hot as possible, Paulina gets a no-irony-necessary Pretty Party:

And a cactus hat tops it off:

You know who runs this!    

5. Can I pat myself on the back for a second? (I don't even know why I'm asking, because of course I'm going to.)

After reading this Pee-Wee-esque Tyrone Mail:

...it made me say, "Damn I'm good." I felt prescient.

(Although I suppose that Pee-Wee's Playhouse is as obvious of a comparison to this show as, oh, say the circus.)

6. Two remaining observations about Dominique:

a) Her pouty face makes her look like a Baldwin. Her capacity for insight has me wondering if she isn't related to that clan for real. For you see...

b) I know that when she said, "I guess I'm the Saleisha of this competition," she meant that she was going to win. Instead of delusion though, I wish this illustrated her wish to have her hair cut like this:

Cute, right?

Saleisha is not amused:

And to think that after next week, we'll never see her again!

7. I love that every damn time this show puts up a split-screen of someone imitating someone else, it inevitably exposes how off they are. Look:

Is this woman blind? Does she have an ocular migraine inhibiting her from seeing that Whitney's baring her upper teeth, not pouting? Is it just that Tyrone's trying to get in with the Baldwins, too?

Like, why do they even try? Why not just help ANTM become actualized in the field of absurdity by just sticking any random face up against whatever picture?

Actually, that last one might be dead-on. I'm pretty sure that's what Dominique looks like on the inside.

8. Shout out to Miss J for really sticking it to the show's biggest sponsor:

"But that's why it's called CoverGirl, because it covers up the man in you!"

I don't know, talking shit about the colored putty that your checks are signed in seems pretty punk rock to me.

9. My favorite direction in the history of. America's. Next. Top. Model. happened this episode:

"Make it effortless!"

We joke about the girls fielding virtually impossible requests, but I do believe that this is the first time anyone has been given a direction that is literally impossible. I mean physically impossible. The minute you try to make something anything, you're putting effort into it. I would love to watch the girls practice making it effortless. And you know once they perfected it, someone would be like, "But we need to see you doing this while hovering."

10. So how 'bout that Top 3?

Best Top 3 since Amanda-Eva-Yaya, y/y? At the very least, it could really go to any of the girls for valid reasons (symbolic clitoral restoration, '08 edition of fat-ass kissing or woodland pride). I don't know, I think it's pretty damn exciting. I also think I know how each of the girls will react, should they win:

Fatima will provoke embarrassment...

...because she won't know how to be sexy around her winnings.

Whitney will be kind of stank...

...because she's Whitney.

And Anyway will be...

..."Meow!"

Because...because.    

Comments

[Mardi]

Whew finally Rich! I've been waiting all morning! (Read: for the past two hours, but still!)

That video complilation of Dominique was pretty awesome. Funny how she did usually take some pretty stunning photos. She's sorta like the Jim Carrey of ANTM, huh?

[Rasheedah]

I look forward to this re-cap more than I look forward to the actual shows!

[Brandon]

I want to say soo much about your recap. But I seriously can't stop laughing at the Mariah track in the Dominique video. It takes over everything! hahaha.

[Steph]

you are my favourite

love the mustache edit, its funny how everyone could have missed it out

[jenn]

I Love u rich....Im so glad dominique left...she is a total man...

Rich im obssessed with ur pot psychology on jezebel...it makes me want to get stoned so bad...ur hysterical

[Ussie]

I dont remember pointing that out while we watched it... wait what...

*stows away cardboard cutout of Rich*

[ellesee]

I never realized how those bathing suits bottoms look like makeshift diapers fashioned from toilet paper. The crappy kind you find at the loo at a gas station.

And there's no way Anya's winning. She's too pretty, young and actually good at modelling. Tyrone clearly hates her and is only keeping her around for what is sure to be a humiliating Cover Girl commercial shoot. Oh well. Rock on, my clueless no-eyebrow monsteress.

[shannon]

Seriously, Rich. Seriously. That Mariah tribute to Dom had me crying. How can we transition from blogger/blog reader to friends? Because I feel like I'm truly missing something without you in my real life. Thanks for all of the hilarity yet again.

[Lea]

Love the recap, as always!

ANYA ANYA ANYA! She has to win if this show wants to recoup any shred of decency it might have once had. But of course...it probably doesn't.

[claire]

Fabulous. Paulina is really very gorgeous. I saw her a couple of times walking across Union Sq with her kids/dog/nanny. She is very small, natural, and pretty much perfect. There's no mistaking that face.

[Jaxopolitan]

This is of course, wildly insensitive, but has anyone else noticed Fatima's insane cameltoe? A little bit of airbrushing could've gone a long way.

[layla]

If only Anyway would win...

But I agree with ellesee. There's no way Anyway will win once they "film" the next Cover Girl commercial.

[Eric]

You outdid yourself with that video. GOD. So funny. I will miss Dom of the Dead, but this really is the best Top 3 since Cycle 3. Any one of them could win, and I can't remember the last time that's been the case, you know?

[Noel]

I'm thinking Whitney looks like Linda Evangelista. Also, why aren't you in the video this week?

[andy]

wait, better than jade-joanie-danielle? blasphemous!

I LOVE THIS SEASON!!!!

Best final three in so long. Whitney may be stank, but I still love her ass.

And Anya. Can you imagine her MLAACG spots?

They'd sound like those old Meow Mix commercials.

"Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I want lipstick, I'm the winner
Cover Girl, Cover Girl, Please Deliver."

And an ewok????

I'm breathless with anticipation. Cycle 10 has rejuvinated my love for this show.

[barby]

I LOVE THIS SEASON!!!!

Best final three in so long. Whitney may be stank, but I still love her ass.

And Anya. Can you imagine her MLAACG spots?

They'd sound like those old Meow Mix commercials.

"Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I want lipstick, I'm the winner
Cover Girl, Cover Girl, Please Deliver."

And an ewok????

I'm breathless with anticipation. Cycle 10 has rejuvinated my love for this show.

[Benjamin]

I agree that with this is one of the most satisfying Top Three ever (although I place Dani/Joanie/Jade up there too for the mix of two cool chicks and a crazy chick with the fact they were, in fact, three good models).
I always liked Fatima who seems to me more socially inadequate (as in she just does not know what is appropriate or not hence the armpit incident and the bitchy remarks) than mean. But Anya is the sweetest and Whit is enough of a cool chick I would be Ok with her winning although her portfolio is a little lacking for me.

[monica]

The split shot of Tyra made me miss your bj count... :(

But more to look forward to! Go Whitney!

[a]

Eh, Dominique had one good photo, though her Castle is one of the best photos of the cycle.

[milkyaqua]

I get Whitney looks like a combo Anna Nicole/Wynnona Judd.

No way is Anya winning this for reasons mentioned above, she's young, pretty and can model and for purposes of this show (which is first and foremost to find a spokesperson) she can't win.

Whitney has this in the bag. It's cycle 10, Tyra is constantly casting plussies, Whitney could have been cut a while ago, she's a meh as far as models go, her figure isn't even ideal for a plus model and half of the eliminated girls have said she and Fatima are the bitches of the cycle. She's catty and fake at times like Tootie so that's just icing on the cake and Nigel has a hard-on for her. She is so winning this. Which is okay since for CG and 17 she'll do just fine.

Anya will hopefully have an actual modeling career.

Paulina was funny (but correct) when she told them for the photo challenge they would get to work with a real model, heh. More Paula and ditch Tyra I say.

Dom went right out and got herself some long hair. She looks better. This is the only time I will listen to Mariah's Bye Bye. That is all.

[America's next top best friend]

"The camera eulogizes you"
I really cannot believe you made that video collage. I was pissing myself watching it.
And Whitney would definitely be a little stank if she wins. At least it's nice to have Team Chunk represented in the final 3 at long last.

[catina]

you actually managed to make me feel a little bad that there will be no more dominique! even cartoons have villians, and life is just no fun without a pinch of yang hampering our yin.

it's like we finally all got what we secretly wanted but it's now sort of like living in anya's head. well, at least we now know what zero gravity feels like, if only in a woodland creature's interpretation of such an idea.

[Dara]

Rich? You complete my Mondays.

[EasterBuffy]

I suspect Whitney will win this despite her frequent trips to the bottom two. My conspiracy theory is this: even though they did go-sees in New York (as a team challenge, no less), there were no individual go-sees in Rome. The oversees go-see has been a staple of this show since Cycle One. In Cycle Three there were two individual go-see challenges, once in NYC and the second in Tokyo. I think the little Italian fashion challenge they had at Gai Mottiolo's (sp?) clued Tyra into the fact that Whitney would book no jobs in Italy (but, ah, you have a beautiful face - even Gai couldn't not say it), and would have to, in a fair ANTM universe, be sent home. Of course, this is Tyraland, and I'm being silly to assume that this is a fair competition. Still, if Whitney wins, it's not because of an even playing field, and, yes I am aware that fashion is not an even playing field, especially for a plus-size modelette, but of all the plus-size women to have come on this show, I still believe Toccara was the best: grounded, funny, smart, sexy, and stood up for herself. Who wins at this point is beyond relevant.

The more important factor is that now we'll have to wait until the fall for more brilliant commentary from Rich. All the best to you, Rich. You are a great writer.

[Jeb]

Re: Claire's Fatima camel toe comment. My eyes widened (and laughter became louder) when the panel told Dominique to lift her shirt to look more like a model. Did they not realize that the shirt acted as her Camel Toe Sarong? Clearly, she knew how to hide it (she needs to on account of a wardrobe made entirely of spandex), but the judges were having none of that! As soon as she debuted her new look for the panel, I had so much second-hand embarrassment. Though, most of that was swept under the rug by my mocking laughter.

Wonderful recap per usual.

[Kaylyn]

Um....I love you. You're pretty much the greatest thing...ever!

[jordanbaker]

I was shocked when the video reminded me that Dominique is only 23. And I thought to myself "jesus, how do you look that hit when you're only 23?"

But then I realized that it's mostly her angles, and Dominique probably already bore a strong resemblence to that puppet, Madam, when she sprung forth from the womb.

[Lara McCabe]

Oh I hate Whitney and I'm a big girl myself. She has a terrible attitude.

[Nikita Tinypaws]

I am pretty certain that if my cat was reincarnated as a human being, she would be exactly like Anya. Even the obsession with leaves - my cat is constantly chasing and eating leaves. Go Anyacat!!

[cdawg]

OMG I haven't even started reading yet... BUT YOU PUT ATREYU IN THE PRETTY PARTY!

ARTEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lizzie]

Anya's cover girl commercial will almost certainly be atrocious. I mean they freaked out on Danielle, and that was just for having a southern accent. I think a key point is that they constantly mentioned to Danielle that she needed to fix that and practice speaking, but they never tried to help Anya- they just chuckled during deliberations, so they clearly werent grooming her for the win, no matter how well she did. Plus Anya already got a check for $10,000 (and all those limes and lay-mons!), so its not like she is being robbed. And also, she wont win because that still frame shot in the toilet paper suits of her is kinda funky looking, I cant see it being projected on that screen.

Also, I think a Fatima/Anya final runway would be boring, but Fatima/Whitney would be a fun contrast and comparison. I hope Whitney wins and I think she will. Fatima with her labia platform would be too obvs I think.

Team Whitney!!!

[pricolatino]

Can Paulina look any fiercer? She has no bad angles or poses. I bet she even looks fierce farting.

POSE! *braaaaaap*

[hannahfoto]

i think the final 2 will be anyway and Dom's left eyebrow! the rest of her is out, i know... but that eyebrow is so fierce, it could win this whole kit-n-caboodle!

[RD]

I always thought Amanda/Eva/Yaya was the best top 3 in ANTM history, and I still agree. Joanie/Jade/Dani (after Anyway/Blair Warner/our African Ewok) is now a distant third (I still think Jade and Dani should've been final two Cycle 6).

[studpup]

the last pic made me laugh out loud, literally. :) oh and i love that you love the ewoks too!

[Suzy]

My husband said the exact same thing about
Tyra's hair being an evil mustache....spooky.

[Terry]

I hate Fatima, I find her just a scheming little bitch, so this comment isn't coming from an unbiased place, but I thought she was pretty calculating in what she said to the judges about her discomfort with men. She had thought she was going to be the celebrity this season -- brought up the FGM as soon as she was on camera with the other girls in the first episode. This week they knew they were all in danger, nobody had performed very well in the photo shoot. So what could she do to save herself? Remind the judges about why she deserves extra-special consideration.

[MsKit2u]

He's baaaaaaaacccck!

Rich, this is why I love thee. Let me count the ways!

OMG the video tribute to Dom - so smart, so funny, such great timing; of special note the music combined with the slight pause and then the pic of her at 1:48. Genius.

Tyroneisms, your pithy comments and spot-on observations, your humour and slightly off-centre brain ("...smell the peanuts and the inbreeding."), I am back to being rabid fan.

You rule.

xo

[MsKit2u]

Shannon, it's like you live in my brain. Except I would never say that out loud.

Oh, wait...

[Eebs]

I think it's the year of the fat girl. Whitney for the win. Anyway for second place.

I seriously choked on my morning snack at the Tyrone/Villainous mustache/cactus hat reference.

And the 4 minute Dominique pretty party? MADE MY WEEK. I will miss her and her Mr. Burns likeness.

[tiger]

"I ate-d the purple berries..."

[Cndluv4Winston]

I made it to 'Bareback sky-diving' before bursting out laughing at my desk - good thing people already think I'm crazy here.

Do you really think Whitney could be in the final 2? Runway clothes are made in a size 2 (we were informed of this in a previous episode) so I would think they'd rather have too skinny Fatima then Whitney. Too bad too..Whitney's body is slammin, regardless of her Anna Nicole face.

Anya is my guess for winner - if they worry so much about how a model speaks why did they pick Danielle? even Naima spoke a little uniquly ya know?

** Can I ask a Rudy Question?? Does he purr at all? We've seen proof of Winston's purr but no Rudy? **

[Leia]

Tyrone :) haha!

[betise]

Björk reference + evil mustache + "make it effortless" = awesomeness.

Rich, I love you.

[Joey]

WHITNEY ALL THE WAY!!!!!

Anya will not do well with the commercial. And Fatima has traditionally been awful at walking. But I'm definitely projecting my own desires here. I think Whitney is great, as a human and a model [which are clearly NOT human, as a rule].

[Cynnel]

The Salisha hairdo on Nana was too much! Speaking of Salisha, can anyone out there understand her CG commercials? I'm from California, but who talks like that?

[jtalia]

when i saw tyra's hair do at panel, i thought she was gonna be like:
"...Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your celly when I'm feelin' lonely
When it's all over, please get up and leave
...All the women who independent
Throw your hands up at me ... "

i have been torn about who i want to win since wednesday, but after seeing that last picture of anya as a kitty i say ANYA ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!

I want to hear herself feel happiness when she is wins!

her picture this week was stunning, she reminded me of gwen stefani in her video for cool

[jtalia]

i cant believe i'm saying this buy i kinda miss dom

[Nikki]

Anya speaks Howl... classic!!! I was in tears when I read that. Great Recap!!!

Anya for the win!!!!!

[spazmo]

0:28 is priceless.

My rapture for this recap probably exceeds your own witless glee when looking at Ewoks.

And nice catch by the boyfriend. It can't be mere coincidence that Anya gets her lip waxed the same week Tyrone busts out with the waxed moustache...

[Nic]

PLEASE tell me that you photoshopped that 7up box into the photo with Jay. That's so ridiculously out of place!

[Christin]

Fatima's cameltoe there is out. of. control.

[Katt]

Meow indeed. Anya is such a lolcat:

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1127190

[Joseph]

Rich, why is the Dominique Video no longer available? I know it is going to be brilliant.

[Luis]

Great recap as always, Rich!

Did anyone else notice that Saleisha's name was mispelled on the fashion show segment of her "My Life as a Covergirl" commercial? The signs all said "Saliesha". Just goes to show you how much it means to win ANTM...

Luis

Excellent video. I forgot that Dominique could be stunning in some shots. it's her crazy expressions and her hair (I'd forgotten about the top-knot) that fight her beauty.

[Dustin]

I personally hate the final 3, besides Anya. Dominique and Kat would have been better in a final 3 with her. Or Lauren. Great job as usual!

[Biznatch]

I agree with you partly, Rich: "it was nice to see Dominique go away."

WTF is UP with the picture of Anya's face in the ending fade-out white bikini-diaper business? My boyfriend and I noticed it the other night and were CRYING. Seriously, close-up that shit! Whitney look a bit rough, too, around the mouth, but that Anya business is amazing--what is wrong with that poor girl's face, and why would they use that picture? Have people been laughing at this the whole time and I missed it, or are they not noticing?

Oh, and I agree with what the other commenter said about Fatima and her FGM-related designs on the competition. In the grand scheme of things, a stupid reality-show win is really no compensation for a clit and having to go through that in the first place, but she seems very calculated and it makes me dislike her.

[D.]

Oh Rich, how fabulous you are to know about on a miserable Monday. . .

Do you think they (whoever "they" are; possibly Tyrone and whatever cactus-topped fellow fashion thugs he hangs out with) encouraged Whitney to gain weight? The link has pictures of her modelling--and she isn't plus-sized at all. Though she does look weirdly like Lisa Marie Presley in one of the shots.

Gasp! Could ANTM possibly be--deceptive and manipulative? Answer: Of course, that's why I love it. And am ashamed of that love.

[D.]

Oops! Here's the link:

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z26/scarlett1717/new%20album/covers.jpg

[bazooka joe]

doesn't anyone else think anya totally looks like madonna cira 'who's that girl'?? the bleach blonde hair and dark eyebrows...all she needs is a gap! go whitney!

[Abbie]

I'm actually a little disappointed with the timing of Dom's elimination. You see, CoverGirl shots are next week, and I would have LOVED to see how that'd turn out...

[Brent]

The video is one of the single most brilliant things you have ever, ever posted.

[I'm just sayin'...]

DOMINIQUE = MRS. TEEVEE!!!!
FINALLY after all of these episodes, I realize who she reminds me of. Dodo Denney in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! She is the SPITTING IMAGE!

[winterwheat]

I kid you not, as I was watching your video of Dominique my 2-year-old walked up, looked at the screen, and said, "Look at that face." I couldn't tell whether she was approving or condemning, but for my part, I think Dominique was much prettier with her long blonde hair, before the show even got its hands on her. I think they tranned her out on purpose.

Do you really think Anya will win? She definitely deserves it, but they've made her out to be such a bubblehead that I think Fatima might have the edge. And she already has a "platform" in her whole genital mutilation thing. As you know, genital mutilation and Cover Girl go hand-in-hand.

[lillianjane]

"And also, she wont win because that still frame shot in the toilet paper suits of her is kinda funky looking, I cant see it being projected on that screen."

Looks like Celine Dion.

[spinsycle]

I have but one question that puzzles me:

why, oh why, is RuPaul not involved in the circusry?

[hilarity ensues]

after watching that touching video, i just noticed dom's hair went from dark brown after the makeover..to light brown. PLOT HOLE.

[faith]

the shot in teh video where shesaid you look thirty etc, that picture after was PERFECT.

[faith]

LOL @ cameltoe

[tyroneismylover]

BAREBACK SKYDIVING???? Laughed so hard diet coke came out of my nose.

[archipelagic]

I'm going to call Whitney as the winner, something I decided a couple weeks ago. The reasons are that Anya has clearly been the front-runner all along and they prefer "transformation", and this show is so completely in its own universe, and is pretty much irrelevant to the actual fashion world that they could go ahead and have a plus-sized winner. All she needs to do is her covergirl commercials and seventeen spread, then disappear. I think Whitney could do this quite well since she's the most commercial, she can speak (Anya), and she's the all-american big(ish) girl.

[Benjamin]

OK
Crazy story.

This morning, I read Rick and that got me thinking.
So I was in the subway later today and as my thoughts wandered off I started thinking about my favorite and least favorite cycles and top threes.
I get out of the subway and started walking up Powell Street (for those who knows San Francisco) and my thoughts settle on how much I hated cycle 9 and all the reasons for it and in particular how absolutely pathetic the final two were.
And - I am not making this up - at that very moment I look up and who is walking down the street talking to a friend but CHANTAL ! I swear to God. No doubt it was her (she is recognizable enough).
I freaked the hell out. That was the most incredible coincidence ever.
For the record she was wearing too much make-up but does look more modelesque in real-life.
Still hate cycle 9 though.

PS: And for those who think this may have been wishful thinking or what not, I found out this afternoon she was actually on the cover of SF Magazine this month so she is at least part-time based here in the Bay Area. So there is no doubt it was really her if ever you had one.

[Bitter argie]

People that ask "no?" at the end of a sentence to sound sophisticated annoy me. That is all.

[dodger]

thank you thank you thank you, excellent recap! i hope we get to see stank win, mainly cause i'll win my bet. Tyrone looks good with a cactus hat.

[Christina]

I feel that it is my responsibility, as a hardcore Simpsons fan, to point out that Ralph's last name is spelled Wiggum, not Wiggim. However, I absolutely love the comparison. I totally see it. And I see the Ewoks too... great post!

[Jess]

lol. just watched video again. and again. Rich - your timing is impeccable.

[jessica]

jesus, Rich.

i mean--jesus.

though i love your recaps every week (and have for, oh, years now), i almost never make a weekly comment because i mean...so many people are so up your ass.

and you know, deservedly.

but jesus.

fuck-ing-FAN-TAS-TIQUE.

ugh.

it's fucking disgusting.

you know. because it's so fucking good.

i mean. "fucking."

xoj

[Mandie]

Everything you said about Anyway made me laugh. Out loud even.

Please Please Please make a video for the finale. I love your video recaps!!

[Will]

I must admit I have not been keeping up with the recaps, because this season bores me. The recap and video really make me look forward to the finale.

[Miss Lisa]

Dominique is clearly your muse. We will never say bye...bye.

I noticed that Anya's roots are looking good. The show must have budgeted extra for hair touch-ups this season. Every penney that goes into ANTM is right there on the screen folks.

And could these girls really know how to pretend to be surprised by paprazzi without looking "posed?" Impossible assignment, especially with the added distraction of Mr. Jay's quilted jacket and muppet-like hair. (Dip into the petty cash for a touch-up, Mr. Jay--it's budgeted!).

[tuppy]

danielle-joanie-jade was, I think, the best top three ever in terms of their collective modeling strength — though I understand it doesn't compare on the "any of these girls can take it" dimension, since there was no way jade was winning the whole thing.

so glad this cycle has a top three I can be happy about, unlike last cycle when both saleisha and chantal made me cringe. I'm still bitter than jenah was robbed!

[yggy]

I hope Anya has a brilliant career in modeling and fashion because she seems like a genuinely nice person, even if a bit dim. Guess that means she can't win.

[Kate]

Ugh, the saddest thing about this week's finale?

After next monday, NO MORE RECAPS. FUCK. My life will be ever so empty without your top model snark :(

[Norm]

Love you Rich. And love Whitney, valley girl faces and all.

[Matt M]

<3 It AGAIN! Best top 3 ever.... Best recap EVER!

[Donna]

I love the recaps. They're so much better than the show.
Sometimes I think I should tape the show, read the recap, and then watch the show. Antm would be funnier.

[matthew]

I can't believe someone said Whitney looks like Linda Evangelista LOL

[suzy]

rich! you made a bjork reference!!

and i didnt think i could love you any more...<3

[myst_eerie_us]

that dominique video made my life!!! LMAOO its waaaaaaayyyyyyy better than the actual mariah video.

*tear ...only one more recap

[Krista]

If the judges dis Anyway based on her English, that will be a total joke!!! Saliesha reads her cue cards on a 3rd grade level. "I love my life as a cover girl until now I never even thought about voting and now I am going to vote I love this new lip gross. I mean gloss."

Why is everyone making a big deal about Anyway's pronounciation? Jaslene sounded like she was speaking Spanish half the time in her commercials.

That picture of Dom where she is standing next to Alison and she looks like early 80's Barbra Streisand on Acid will be with me until the day I die.