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1. bear love it 722 up, 206 down hate it
A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.
by kim Feb 12, 2003 email it comments
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2. bear love it 578 up, 182 down hate it
A Godless killing machine.
Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
3. bear love it 383 up, 107 down hate it
The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large.
Check out American Bear Magazine
by Ian Jan 8, 2004 email it comments
4. bear love it 199 up, 152 down hate it
A chubby homosexual with a lot of body hair.
Scott Cape is a bear.
5. bear love it 92 up, 64 down hate it
Bear is transport trucker slang for police officers. "Bear" is a term Truckers on the number one highway in Canada use on the CB to warn other truckers that there is a police officer monitering speed on the highway.
Trucker one: Hey! I just spotted a bear!

Trucker two: Where at?

Trucker one: by the 58 marker, on the right o way.

Trucker two: I'll pass it on.
6. Bear love it 124 up, 106 down hate it
"Godless killging machines" as said by Stephen Colbert. The second most dangerous enemy known to the human race, just behind Dhani Jones who is a bear with a brain, an NFL linebacker who writes poems.
"Some people are going to say 'It's just a monkey, bears pose no threat to us', Wrong! Now while I do not believe in evolution, I'm sure bears do. ...and by eating this monkey, they are simply eating their way up the evolutionary chain until they get to man."

-Stephen Colbert
7. bear love it 34 up, 18 down hate it
A fuzzy and cute woodland creature. Very huggable, but if hugging is attempted it is likely that the bear will maul and/or kill the hugger.
Little Stevie hugged a bear last week. His funeral is tomorrow.
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